One of my very first blog friends, April, said that she would go with me. I had never met April before, but I did see her husband one time at the mall and I recognized him from her blog. How creepy am I? (And no, I didn't say anything to him).
Anyway, Saturday night April and I decided to meet and drive together. Last minute, I woke up my sister from her nap fearing that my first blog-friend visit could go really bad. I've read April's blog long enough to know that she spends her days in her pajamas, similar to how I spend my weekends. She posted on facebook before meeting that she was wearing a baseball shirt. So last minute, I decided to take off my heels and be more comfortable.
So we met!! And she was dressed SO CUTE!! As soon as I saw her, I said to my sister, "Shit, we are under dressed!!" On top of that I was driving my husbands toaster (aka his Scion Xb)... You know, the car that most computer geeks drive. It might as well say "The Nerd Herd" across the back of it. April suggested that we ride together but I knew the back seat needed vacuumed and I didn't want to subject her to the go-kart-like-feeling on the highway. So she offered to drive. And THANK GOD she did. Let's just say, she drives a really nice car.
We arrived at the library about 45 minutes before the book signing... and there was already 300+ people in line! We only had to wait outside for a few minutes before they let everyone come inside. They handed us tickets as we entered which indicated which group we would be in for the actual signing. We were group #8.
Pioneer Woman came out and answered a few questions from the audience. I was kind of embarrassed by the STUPID questions people asked like... Does your kitty get to come inside during the winter? Um, who cares, crazy person! And... how do you keep things "green" around a ranch? What? Then there were people who came bearing gifts. I didn't get the memo from the three wise-men... but I will assume that Pioneer Woman does well enough that she doesn't need $80 earrings from a fan in St. Louis. I can understand bringing things that are from/about St. Louis as a souvenir to her... but people were bringing flowers and prayers like we were meeting the queen.
Can you tell I was annoyed? Ha.
Then there were the people who really only wanted to meet her husband, Marlboro Man. He had his own line of grown women gawking at him and taking pictures. Who does that? Of course, I gawked from a distance. :)
After 3 1/2 hours of waiting, it was finally time for group #8 to have our books signed. I assume that the reason why it took so long was because she literally had genuine conversations with each person that came into the room. I couldn't stop smiling. I told her that I was so happy to finally meet her... and blah, blah, blah. Then I had my little sister, who just came along for the ride take my picture... And she couldn't get a good one! We tried four times... and here is the final product!
My internet idol, Pioneer Woman!
Thank you April for coming with me (and being normal and so very nice)!!!!








