My name is Holly and I live in St. Louis with my handsome husband, Chris, and our two precious children, Haven and Olive.
Does this sound like an intro for Wheel of Fortune?
I recycled my about me from a post I had last year. My computer is going to die because the magic charging fairy keeps forgetting to plug it in.
1. I have always slept closest to the wall. I still do so that if a burglar invades our house, they will attack Chris before they attack me.
2. I wake Chris up at least once every night because I think a burglar has invaded our place.
3. Contrary to popular belief, I have never been robbed... so I'm not for sure where this fear of burglars comes from.
4. Growing up, we were never allowed to leave dirty dishes in the sink. Now when I am at someone's house and they have dishes in the sink, I instantly judge them as being lazy. I'm a terrible person.
5. I would dip anything into mayo.
6. I've met President Bill Clinton once and President Obama twice (when he was a US Senator).
7. I named my son Haven Clinton after President Clinton.
8. I have Bill Clinton tattoo'd on my wrist.
9. Where's my straight jacket?
10. I've been in the OPRAH Show audience twice. Once for her reality show, Oprah's Big Give... and once on a Friday live show with Chris Rock and Ben Stiller.
11. I am obsessed with looking at the before and after weight loss pictures.
12. I wish I was an Other on LOST.
13. When I go to a fast food restaurant, I always order a cheeseburger without the meat (but keep the cheese!) and then I put french fries on the bun and eat it that way. I know how outrageous it is but I still get seriously offended when the employee makes a big deal about my order or they mess it up.
14. Christmas ornaments and Little Debbie cakes are my love languages.
I'm sad I never got to be in Oprah's audience. Lucky girl!
ReplyDeleteHOLLY!!!! Love these!! :) My husband would be so jealous that you've met Bill Clinton! And being in the Oprah audience is pretty dang awesome in my book. Jealous. :) xo
ReplyDeleteSo what all did you get on the Big Give? How did it all work? Did you know you were going to be there for the giveaway?
ReplyDeleteI think through our bloggy friendship, I knew all of these things about you already, but they make me laugh still and I still love your tattoo!
ReplyDeleteI love this. You crack me up. Always. That's why I live your blog so very much!!
ReplyDeleteLove these and I love your new blog look!
ReplyDeleteI have been in the audience on the O show twice too! We are super twins! My shows were {stop me if you've heard this one before} 'Why mean cheat' and Raquel Welsh where I sat on the front row next to the guests, bonus. I got books with both shows that I have donated to the library.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Lost, have you heard that Matthew Fox has become a total mess?
I love your family picture at the top! Your kids are cute and you all look so put together. You want to style our next family pics? And when did you change the header on your blog? You and your Bill Clinton... always funny
ReplyDeleteOMG. I love you. Where have you been all of my life???
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way about dirty dishes! We don't even have a dishwasher and there's never any dirty dishes sitting in our sink.
ReplyDeleteI think you would appreciate this blog post I just wrote. From one good Dem to another....
ReplyDeletehttp://babywaider.blogspot.com/ My brush with Obama fame.
I used to do the same things-sleep close to the wall-think I'd be robber and wake my husband and make him check-must be a girl thing!
ReplyDeleteDanielle at Drawstringstudio.com
OMG, number 13...I grew up on this. SO delicious! And actually number 14 too. My husband tells me he's going to throw away half of my Christmas stuff when I'm not paying attention.
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