Well I wish that was true.
Considering that I was the eptimoe of the perfect child. I liked to clean, watch the news, make straight A's, and tattled-telled on every kid on the block.
In the last month... This little guy has...
Thrown his new Woody in the bath tub. This is Woody drying out on the vent. The other Woody's are missing legs, colored in marker, and have made dips in the toilet.
Speaking of the toilet, that is where is flushed is little Buzz Lightyear on Tuesday night.
I had posted how he got into the fridge and shook the box of baking soda across the living room and in the air vents...
He dropped the iPad and put it away like nothing happened. When we asked him who cracked the screen, he said, "Haven Stin-fold did it." Oh you little bug of truth!
And then the other night, when we were in the living room talking with a neighbor, he grabbed my phone from my room. Want to know what he did? Took it in the bath tub to watch his show on Netflix.
But in all seriousness, I might not make it another 15 years. My baby is a pain in the bee-hind.
I pray that my baby in my belly is a child modeled after myself, all I ever wanted to do was watch Ricky Lake/Oprah and eat peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches. Mind you my brother was usually running around with knives and peeing on the carpet so I figured I would give my mom a break I guess. So that being said hopefully Olive will be a dream to handle :)
ReplyDeleteOh Haven! I would steer clear of giving that boy any more technology until he's much older! It's a good thing his cuteness saves him!!!
ReplyDeleteI am shocked my Noah hasn't busted our iPad! He has dropped it more times than I can count.
ReplyDeleteI was a pretty good kid too. I'm very fortunate that my kids are almost kinda good.
ReplyDeleteBut my word...Haven is the cutest little guy so ya know...I'll take him off your hands anytime if you need a break.
Lol our boys would hit it off great! The other night I went to the kitchen for 2 seconds, come back to the bathroom where Mason is supposed to be sitting on the potty. Instead I find him scrubbing the toilet...with my toothbrush. Lovely. They sure do keep us on our toes :)
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling exactly. I have two boys - 4 and almost 2. I call them the wilds bc that's exactly what they are! Lord me help me when we get to the teenage years!
ReplyDeleteOh man!! I'm thinking this is what I have to look foward too! Enjoy reading your blog- I found you through mama laughlin! :)
ReplyDeleteomg. your phone and your ipod. tears in my eyes.
ReplyDeletewhere were you when he dumped the baking soda because my little gremlin has magical powers where i swear he is right near me and then i find baby powder snowdrifts lmao
ReplyDeleteHaha I have to give it to him, he's a crafty little guy!
ReplyDeleteMy little one is a total destruct right now!Your Ipad Oh my! Now following you via the blog hop and would love a follow back!
ReplyDeleteGoodness! If our kids were friends, we probably would be staying in one corner to cry. Where do they get their energies from? My heart goes to you and your iPad.
ReplyDeleteNow following you via the blog hope. Would be happy to get a follow back.
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