Skinny girls, rejoice! Feel better about yourself today.
I started the 30 Day Shred. If I had a dollar for every time I've started, I would be able to afford some plastic surgery
If I do not put all my jelly out there, I never stick to my plan.
I did take pictures of the back, but frankly, no one needs to see my back bacon.
Day 1 Measurements:
Weight: 143.6 <--- This was lower, but I was a garbage disposal this past weekend.
Right leg: 19.5"
Left leg: 20" {See why I want your legs, Mama L?}
Waist: 29" {is this the part right below my sports bra?}
Hips: 40"
Bust: 34"
Left arm: 12"
Right arm: 12"
Cheers to drive-thru french fries and doing all of the abbreviated moves.
You look great! And there is no sign of a food baby in there! Good for you for starting a plan...I'm going to get on it with you.
ReplyDeleteAll the best,
Monica
PS...you crack me up.
I am loving the 30 day shred. I am blogging about it today as well. Jillian is one harcore lady. Heres to Shredding together for 30 days!
ReplyDeleteI am always a fan of self depreciating humor {Tina Fey is my hero}, but in all seriousness...you are looking so good! From one white girl to another.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you always call yourself fat? I've noticed it in a lot of your posts. You look really great actually. Is it just your sense of humor or do you really think that?
ReplyDeletei love that you called it "back bacon" i seem to have a whole rack of it back there on each side :) Jillian and I are not friends even though I own the DVD and have done it on two separate occasions. GET IT GIRL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you look great! I am the same way with Jillian's Extreme Shed and Shred...I will do really good for a couple days then slack for like ever lol!
ReplyDeleteI think you are perfect just the way you are. Your 80 year old self wants to slap you! Such a love/hate relationship with Jillian. Sometimes I want to put her on mute.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up! I'm so stoked to follow your 30 day shred journey. Best wishes to you.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! That is hilarious. But I will say that I think you look great! Of course we are our worst critic. GOOD LUCK on your SHRED! Here is to getting even hotter!
ReplyDeleteGirl you're amazing for posting this and I'm so proud of you for doing this! I'm going to do the shred today - I should really try to do it for 30 days straight, but I'm not that dedicated. YOU ROCK!
ReplyDeleteGo on wit yo bad ass self!! I'm starting the 30 Day Shred tomorrow for the first time. Curious to see what it's all about and my results...I've heard loads of raves about it. I plan to take before and after photos and measurements, but this girl has about 40 pounds on you, so the shirt will stay on! :) best of luck on your 30 days and can't wait to bitch about it together and tell Jillian Michaels to go to hell as we're gasping for breath and sweating like whores in church! :)
ReplyDeleteI had to start putting Jillian on Mute... My 2 1/2 year old daughter started saying "Don't phone it in, Mommy." The phrase is just as annoying coming from a sweet little girl.
ReplyDeleteGood for you for posting this! I have the 30 Day Shred at home, and I think I made it 1 day. Maybe I'll try to start up again too!
ReplyDeleteIf you have a food baby, I have food triplets.
ReplyDeleteAfter going hard at it for a week and a half, I had to start doing the 30DS every other day and running on my off days. It got too repetitive for me. But, it still makes me feel awesome... I love it! Way to start it up again!
ReplyDeleteExcited for your results!! I'm getting ready to get my butt in gear now that Evelyn is 6 weeks old. Time to get serious!! I would really like my work pants to fit when I go back :)
ReplyDeleteI can can only wish I had your jelly...that sounds weird but I am excited to see your progress pictures! You don't have much to lose so it's going to be easy to see results!
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see before and after pictures that will make you feel better you can check out my before and after on my Way Of Life Challenge posts. Still can't believe I posted them!
Good luck and Kick your own butt!!
You are too hard in yourself!! 2 kids!! You look great!!!
ReplyDeleteGirrrrrl you are brave! Applause to you!
ReplyDeleteI am all about Jillian, but can't stand her after a couple of days. Plus, I'm never successful with workout videos at
Home...I get lazy and stop after a few minutes!
Get it girlllllll
"YOU DONT GET THESE ABS FOR FREE PEOPLE!"
ReplyDeleteyeah i have to mute her. so after day 1 of the shred i was crazy sore in my legs and booty. i contemplated taking day 2 off and picking back up the next day but fought through it. here it is day 3 and i am twice as sore. do i skip today to rest my muscles and start back tomorrow??
are you just doing the shred or still running too? if i just do the shred every day as my exercise am i a lazy ass?
I would love to find your figure. I know it's in this nasty body somewhere. I haven't tried any of Jillian's videos yet. She scares me. :) You look amazing! Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteI really hope you didn't SERIOUSLY refer to your legs as teletubby legs.. because it made me laugh so hard. You look great! I always jokingly refer to myself as a fatty.. even though I'm not fat, I just eat a lot. And people always freak out and think that I have body issues. Good luck with the 30 day shred!! I should do it.. I've had the dvd forever!
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to seeing your results. I've been thinking about starting "the shred" myself cause my workout is getting a little tedious. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteI seriously LOLd in my office at your descriptions :) I'm gonna have to start using the term "Teletubby legs" :)
ReplyDeleteI love you and think u look fab. Period
ReplyDeleteYou, lady, are funny. I just found your blog. I don't know what "The Shred" is but I hope it works. I'm just finishing up a juice cleanse and I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteIM DOING 30 DAY Shred too!!!! Well I just started 7 days ago! So my photos do not reflect the correct time period but Im one week in! Its HARD but Im definitely noticing the difference already!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up!!
-Kristen
Man, I wish I was brave enough to post my befores...just can't do it...BUT I did take them, so at least I know what they look like...lol I love the 30 Day Shred, I'm getting ready to start Ripped In 30.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering what's going on in that picture/mirror thing to the left??? lol
ReplyDeleteGirl, you are looking soooo good! Like seriously impressive! You are way to hard on yourself!
ReplyDeleteYou look great if you want to see bad I will show you the link to my failed weight lose blog. You really are great. Since i have been unsuccessful in getting pregnant I really need to get back in gear with the my weight its back up yet again. :(
ReplyDeleteYou have major balls for posting this picture - even though you look great - it just takes a real woman to show their body online! A work friend and I are starting the SHred on Monday. It will be fun following along and seeing how it's going for you!
ReplyDelete"skinny girls, rejoice" LOVE IT! It takes so much courage to put your picture online and I commend you for that. I am currently working up to that stage but I'm not quite there yet ;-) Looking forward to seeing the rest of your journey especially with the 30 day shred. Heard it works WONDERS!
ReplyDeletetotally going to do this!! i have the dvd and love it :)
ReplyDeletep.s. i'm your newest follower :)
xo brie
www.sophistifunkblog.com
Your before wil be my after! Will you be judging me?!?!
ReplyDeleteAlso, wait and do the shred with me. I'm starting in Sept 1 because who the eff starts a diet or the shred in the middle of the month?!? I also am the girl that van only start a diet in a Monday. I'm weird.
I'm posting starting pics Wednesday. OMG yall pls stop by if you can . I'm gonna need all the support I can get til I can make this a habit.
ReplyDeleteForgot to add my site....
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