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Hello Womens,I have the day off from work which is always a hassle for Holly, because she has to think of extra things for me to do around the house so that my “servant” skills don’t get rusty. One of those tasks was writing a guest post, so here we go.
Today I went to Wal-Mart (amazing intro, I know, hold on, it gets better) and I saw not one...but TWO men with their shirts off…for no apparent reason…on two separate occasions (one when I went in and one when I left.) Now it’s about 70 degrees here, so heat wasn’t a factor. They were just in the parking lot doing white trash stuff (smoking, looking at dog food bags, etc) but it got me thinking about how Wal-Mart is different in a city.I grew up in a small town and Wal-Mart was the biggest, nicest store, so I didn’t know it was a gathering place of mutants, because in a small town, I guess everyone is a mutant. Well, here in “the city” it’s REALLY a haven for the unwashed. Everyone looks at you like that mean kid in high school, just begging for you to say something so they can start a fight. Also, there must be some type of terrible tattoo organization meeting in the women’s shoes because I saw 2 Tasmanians Devil’s and the cartoon Calvin giving the finger. Yum.
There was also a big display of 50 Shades of Grey (convenient how “Christian” Wal-Mart now sells them because they are popular). The book must just now be making its way to the Hoosier side of life. I’m hoping hair washing, teenage birth control and dental hygiene are close behind. But, I see this book as something interesting because you keep hearing about all these women who are now sex crazed because they read the book (expect for Holly of course; she has book ADD unless it has “amazing narration”).The general consensus from men is: “Awesome, we’ll take it!” However, I find it funny that when woman are “exposed” to graphic material they start handing it out like the lady who gives free samples of Pizza Bagels at Wal-Mart.
All the while men are thinking, “Hey! Smut has been around forever! It’s basically the reason we have computers, phones, iPads, walkmens, and electric toothbrushes.” This book is no revelation, but if it’s helping things, then MORE BOOKS FOR EVERYONE!... Maybe stories about Bill Clinton in the future. JBack to Wal-Mart, when I leave the store, another shorter man has his shirt off and is running around yelling for his friend. I’ve been angered by waiting in a long line to check out and yokels getting in my way. The man yelling is annoying, so being the hero I am, I yell, “SHUT UP!” then get in my car and quickly drive away realizing that I have become a what I have grown to hate…and then I suffer another blow, I notice that I have been walking around the store with a ranch dressing stain on my shirt….damn, I guess there is a little Wal-Mart in us all.