People are nosy. People as in me... the nosiest person around.
One time in college, I was not-really-sort-of-dating this
I told her to get on his computer and look up his facebook messages.
So she walks over to his house and gets on his computer. His facebook account was always signed into, so she starts going through his private messages.
While she is doing this, she starts copying and pasting the messages into Instant Messenger and sending them to me.
No dirt. Completely harmless stuff.
So I tell her to close everything out and hurry back before he gets home.
Later that night, I see him on IM, so I say "Hey!"
What happens when I did that? Oh, all the messages between my roommate and I that day pop up in his conversation history.
Anyway, if you have any questions about me like... Holly, how does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Or Holly, how did you deliver two almost-ten pound children and still drive yourself home from the hospital the next day? Or Holly, why are your teeth so damn big?... Then please leave your questions in the comments below.
I'll answer them tomorrow!