Questions

Over the last few weeks, I have seen people post Q&A's on their blog.

People are nosy. People as in me... the nosiest person around.

Perfect example:
One time in college, I was not-really-sort-of-dating this child guy. Anyway, I had the feeling that maybe he was kind-of-sort-of dating other people too. No bueno. To get to the bottom of it, I sent my roommate at the time {who wasn't playing with a full deck of cards if you know what I mean} over to his house. I knew he was at wrestling practice and he always left his front door unlocked.

I told her to get on his computer and look up his facebook messages.

So she walks over to his house and gets on his computer. His facebook account was always signed into, so she starts going through his private messages.

While she is doing this, she starts copying and pasting the messages into Instant Messenger and sending them to me.

No dirt. Completely harmless stuff.

So I tell her to close everything out and hurry back before he gets home.

Later that night, I see him on IM, so I say "Hey!"

What happens when I did that? Oh, all the messages between my roommate and I that day pop up in his conversation history.

Busted.

Anyway, if you have any questions about me like... Holly, how does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Or Holly, how did you deliver two almost-ten pound children and still drive yourself home from the hospital the next day? Or Holly, why are your teeth so damn big?... Then please leave your questions in the comments below.

I'll answer them tomorrow!