Well, as in, I considered myself to be quite fashionable.
Somewhere in between having two babies, gaining and losing weight twice, my body isn't the same as what it used to be. Same ol story... ba ba blah.
When it comes to shopping for kid clothes? I drop it like it's hot. For me? That's a big fat NOT.
Am I the only one that goes to the mall and wants to know why everyone is dressing so.... ugly? The clothes are ugly. They don't match. They're not flattering. Skinny jeans make me look like a walking birthing machine with my breeding hips.
Lately, I just feel like Boring Bertha. I have had a hard time trying to find clothes that match. I want to do the colored jeans so bad, but I feel like a fraud. A fashion fraud that is dying to get back into their Gap khakis and plain 3/4 sleeve sweater.
I need help. But not the hired store help that follows me around wanting to start a room, open up a credit card, tell me about the sale on jeans, the buy one-get one free offer, ask me what I am shopping for, if I'm shopping for anything specific, if I'm shopping for anyone in particular, if they can have my phone number, if they can have my email address,
I just wish I was better at putting outfits together. Usually, the Limited is my go-to place if I got dolla dolla bills ya'all.
But please look at these outfits....
One shopping store that I never bought an outfit from is Anthropologie. I love their dishes and pillows. But I cannot fathom paying $200 for a dress that looks like it came from Forever 21. Can I get an Amen?!
Ok... rant over.... Someone please come shopping with me.
What is your usual clothing store? Will someone tell my husband that 29 is too old for Hollister? :)