Moooo-nday

It's Monday! As if we are all not feeling it this morning without the reminder. When I was going through my Joel Osteen phase, I read his "Every Day a Friday." After reading it, I kind of have a new take on Monday's in general. I try not to dread them too much.

And since it's Monday, it is the only best day of the week to get back on the eating right bandwagon. I can workout for hours everyday and it wouldn't bother me. What bothers me? Limiting the food I shovel in my mouth. And of course, I ate like a garbage truck all weekend.

I am still doing Ripped in 30 this month. My verdict so far? I like The Shred better... and I hated The Shred. But my friend Alexis sent me this Ruffles of Love shirt FOR NO REASON. I love her. I joked on instagram that now I have this shirt, I am just good teeth, big boobs, and twelve 12 inch thighs away from looking like Mama Laughin.

Ignore the back bacon in the picture.

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The pumpkin patch field trip went great! He did take off his pants and jump into a wooden box of shelled corn... But he wasn't the kid that peed in the box of shelled corn. Praise the lawd!

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And the football game was fun... minus the lack of beer in the stadium and the torrential downpour that caused the game to be delayed. Someone left me a comment on my last post about how I should drink before going into the game because they don't sell beer at UF games. I responded to her in email letting her know that basically 12 year olds can drink in Missouri, so I should be OK.

So we tailgate a little bit and then my diabetic brother needed some food, so we headed into the stadium. It was about an hour before game time, so we thought we'd eat and walk around. I go up to the Grill and order a sloppy jane and a beer.... And no beer is served in the stadium. All apart of the NCAA rules.

We stayed until the 2nd quarter when the pouring rain wouldn't let up and caused the game to be delayed. Alabama won anyway, so my little Butkus was a happy brother.

{And the Cardinals won twice this weekend.... Ohhh Mmmm Geee!!}

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My friend, Melanie, is hosting a tattoo linkup tomorrow over HERE.I have one infamous tattoo that most of you already know about, but I will be linking up with Mel anyway. If you have some tattoos, please jot up a post a share. :)

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And I apologize, instagramers... You've already seen these pictures. Like my husband said, anytime something happens, all media outlets must be notified!