Have I ever told you about my sister, Noel?
Of course, I have. You can just read the blog posts labeled Noel HERE... But this is the most realistic depiction of Noel HERE when we sold our last house.
She is the family member that can constantly roll in shit and come up smellin' like roses.
She can carve her name into some closet trim... and then carve my name in too when I go to tell on her.
And for about 6 weeks of my life, I was skinnier than her. Granted, she was 38 weeks pregnant, but I'll take the glory.
Anyway, Noel had a baby back in April. As she always does, Noel just dropped the weight like it was her job. Except for the fact that Noel has never had a "job" unless you count winning at board games, right Amy? ;)
So my real-life friend, Alexis sells these body wraps. They are supposed to be beez-neeez for firming up flab. I was like.... yeah right. So I ask her if she will send some to Noel to try. Noel has lost all of her baby weight, but her shirts still didn't fit correctly. She has to parade around with the VH1 Baseball Wives all day, so she gotsta look good.
Also, I told Noel that I wouldn't post a picture of her face....
But BOOM!
Anyway, here are the before and afters.... This is after just TWO wraps.
Noel said that her waist and hips look so much smaller.... And two weeks later, her stomach looks just as good.
I was skeptical that it could just be water weight, but now I am a firm believer that this actually removes the toxins and cleans out your gut.
If you are someone who has recently had a child or lost some weight, I highly recommend trying one of Alexis's wraps! Please go check out her wrap page HERE!!
And everyone tell Noel's belly HI!!!
Also... I didn't get paid anything to say this. Alexis is just my home girl... and I wanted to post pictures of Noel's stomach on my blog. Over n' out!










Dammit, I was hoping this were a scam so I would have to buy some. Are they magic for stretch marks too???? Because even if I get flat abs there is some serious other crap going on down there :)
ReplyDeleteThey are awesome for stretch marks... they also have a special stretch mark cream the is awesome.
DeleteIf you sign up to be a loyal, I will send you a week supply of the stretch mark cream to sample.
Shoot me an email: happilywrapped@yahoo.com
-Alexis
Thats some straight up voodoo shit there. Damn!
ReplyDeleteConfession- I've had aboooout 30 consultants contact me wanting to send me free wraps.
ReplyDeleteI've declined every offer- until last week.
I have one on the way and will be testing it out.
I'm totally skeptical dude. But I'll let ya know!
Mama L!!! You will LOVE them. Just a tad disappointed it is not through me. I saw that someone is sponsoring on your blog with them.
DeleteOh and my husband and I STILL talk about your ess the D post. So, so funny!
-Alexis
I have used them, I haven't really had great results in my belly with it but I have had awesome ones on my legs! I feel like the best part about the wraps is the chemical in it has made my stretch marks super light, and my cellulit is almost gone!
ReplyDeleteDAyummm... I need some wraps stat! Your sister is pretty, is she older/younger?
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome!! I have been hearing things on the radio about a body wrap, and have seriously thought about doing it! But, just for the record...I would have taken the stomach in the before pic! lol
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that sells these wraps as well. I haven't had one done *YET* but have seen the results first hand. I can also just testify to the fact that they do work! (Just in case no one believed your photos, ha!)
ReplyDeleteIf it works on stretch marks and loose skin, then sign me up! Like Megan said, there is some serious crap going on down there. One's stomach does not simply "bounce back" after five pregnancies.
ReplyDeleteHey Amanda
DeleteThey are phenomenal for stretch marks and c-section scars. Shoot me an email if you are interested.
-Alexis
Well dammit, now I must buy one.
ReplyDeleteShelly,
DeleteShoot me an email: happilywrapped@yahoo.com
I will get you hooked up!
-Alexis
Holy shit balls! I NEED to do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I need to do that! I just had a baby (oh wait that was 4 years ago - shit)!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks
Sharee'
Oh I want to do this!!! Your sister looks so much like you! Gorgeous gals!
ReplyDeleteCan you do a wrap about two days before a beach trip/ dreaded swim suit outing??
Shoot me an email: happilywrapped@yahoo.com
DeleteI have a lot of customers that order to wrap for a specific event. Weddings, vacations, etc.
I am happy to help!
-Alexis
I've been looking into those wraps with increasing curiosity, but I'm still cautious! It seems like such a miracle product! If only they weren't like $45 a pop!
ReplyDeleteAlso. Ermmm. I've been working on a post about my sister. Just thought I'd let you know so when you see it you don't think I'm shamelessly copying you. Although, in total honesty, I'm sure at some point I WILL shamelessly copy you if this blog friendship continues. It's just how I do. :)
Ok - I'm seriously interested in this now. I kept pushing it off thinking it was a scam. But these results are legit! Now to find one of those crazy wrap people lol
ReplyDeleteCourtney... pick me, pick me ;-) We do not have to live nearby. You can order them and they are shipped straight to you!
DeleteShoot me an email: happilywrapped@yahoo.com
-Alexis
awww damn. im a new follower & haven't commented yet but....this is definitely worth commenting on. I was hoping they were a joke. guess I'm going to have to order one now
ReplyDeleteCrystal, send me an email! happilywrapped@yahoo.com
DeleteI will get you fixed up! I am giving a sample pack to all loyal customers who sign up from Holly's blog.
-Alexis
That's pretty amazing. Maybe I can try those at sometime in the future! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I am going to try them. There is the lady in our subdivision who rants and raves and offers good deals. Wrap me up - I am SOLD. For real - I wish I could wrap my whole body - hum... maybe you can?
ReplyDeleteAre they not safe for women who haven't children?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, anybody can use the wraps. They are all natural and so good for your body. Detoxing is so important for your health. Shoot me an email if you have anymore questions. happilywrapped@yahoo.com
DeleteI am happy to help!
Um... I so need to try these!! Alexis be on the look out or my email! :-)
ReplyDeleteI sure will, Darci! Look forward to hearing from you!
Delete-Alexis
I emailed you! :-)
DeleteAmazing!
ReplyDeleteI wanna wrap!!! Hips, thighs, belly..........30 pounds. That's not asking too much of the wrap is it? It is? Oh well, I'll take what I can get. Which is apparently nothing. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was thinking about Noel the other day. What happens after the game. Say whats his name comes home from a game. How long does it take from the time the game is over until he can go home? Does winning/losing make a difference when he comes home? What about his mood? Is he stinky-mean after a loss and super happy after a win?
Wow, I will totally have to check that out!
ReplyDeleteHave you done the wrap Holly?
Oh wow- I'm goin to have to try that! I'm three months post-baby, and NOTHING fits well, even though I'm back down to about my pre-baby weight. Thank you!
ReplyDeletewow! that is so amazing! I had my third bub in May and I fear my belly will never look like that again, wrap or no wrap. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh I'd LOVE to try one! Wonder how long they last? My baby is 16 months and my stomach looks nowhere near as good as the before pic. Waahhhh
ReplyDeleteI totally emailed Alexis!! GF is getting a wrap! I mean I don't have kids, but I HAVE A DAMN POOCH .... All those powdered donuts I use to eat. CONFESSION TIME: I use to steal a box of donuts at the grocery store when I was say 11-12 and tell my Mom my stomach hurt and just go in the bathroom stall and stuff my face. Talk about eating away their emotions!! I was caught when I came out of the bathroom and had white powdery stuff all over my face, shirt, fingers, pants .... I think for a few seconds my Mom thought I was doing cocaine .... (WOW. That was a long confession! Ha!)
ReplyDeleteYour sister is gorgeous (you are as well, btw), the post about her that you linked to, HILARIOUS! I swear, she is just like my sister. I can ask her to do one, small, simple thing and it's almost always not done right.
ReplyDeleteI need to do this after I drop about 50. I have a FB friend that sells these, and it is all she has talked about for the past 8 months. Now that I know they are legit, I will be looking into it.
ReplyDeleteI must try this! Are you going to do one Holly???
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