Cray Cray

Consider yourself so lucky that you do not live or work with me.

I have been riding the Hormonal Crazy Train from Hell.

I feel like complaining just to hear the sound of my own voice. But please God, do not ask me what is wrong or try to fix it.

I am not the old Holly. I am not the lean, mean, cleaning machine. I am just mean. :)

I cannot stay asleep. I am waking up in horrible night sweats. I feel so tired.

Night sweats are kind of common after a baby, but damn, Olive is one year out, so I might have to make a doctor's appointment this week.

My love, Darci, was having the same issues, and now she is having hormone injections. Which I don't know if I can go through with all of that. It would kind of make me feel like a cow getting a BsT injection. Mooo. Speaking of cows... Do you have a Dress Barn where you live? We have one in the mall by my house... and I want to know, who in the hell came up with that name? Like only heifers can shop there.

I digress.

In Happy Holly news, my forehead pubes are growing out. I snapped this picture right after Christmas, and they are even longer now.

My hair is still coming out in clumps during my showers. Last week, Haven stuck a little toy down the drain and water couldn't go down... so Chris had to dig around. Barf City. Anyway, he ended up pulling back a small animal of my hair in the process. The sick freak in me wanted him to keep going so that I could see it all, but he wouldn't.

Chris has real issues with hair. When he was younger, a classmate ate a ball of her own hair and he has been traumatized since. If I have too much hair in my brush, he will start dry heaving. If I forget my wet hair ball on the shower ledge, his world is over. :)

And to end this on a happy note, please jump over HERE to my friend Megan's blog. She is hosting her first giveaway. Megan is one of my favorite bloggers. I literally just read Chris's blog in the afternoon to see what kind of banter she leaves him. The girl is funny. She is a SAHM to two wittle beebee's and lives in Southern California.... and through facebook creeping, I found out that she is going back to school. Please hop around her blog today and say hello.

{Isn't she cute??}

Ok, I am out of here.... I am going to put on my Happy pants and slap this Monday in the face.