You know how I will usually write my little blog post and then end it with a person or two to check out while you're jumping around? I think blogging is more enjoyable when you know you are writing for more than just friend and cousin. A lot of people will jump around, but a few people just skip over those shout outs. And that's OK.
But if there is only one person that you check out... One blog that you click on because you heard about her from my page... Then please let that lucky biotch be Nina. I have only asked one other person to guest post for me. And that was my funny-as-shit sister in-law to be, Kayla.
Last night I was catching up on all things Nina and shot her an email to guest post for me today. Everyone needs to know The Nina. I think she is funny, motivating, and real.... and little did I know, she is kind of pinning royalty on pinterest.
Without further adieu, here is my bat shit crazy blog friend, NINE-AH. Na-nah-na-nahhh. Ahhh.
And it's NINE-UH. Like sixty-Nina. Only way more fun. Muh all time fav person in alllll of Blogland asked
me to guest post & I was so excited I nearly wet muh britches.
Seriously. It was just like that. I love me some Holly almost as much as Miley loves her own ass. And we
know that's a lot.
Look at it Mona. look. are you lookin?!?
Just like when I was asked to guest post for TimBobby...I was struck with a lil stage fright.
Double chin cover up level: like a boss!
But just like usual...my awesomeness surpassed that awkward in about 5 seconds. I don't really fit into any certain category as a blogger. I'm pretty much all over the place. I write about what I want when I want.
There's no censor & no sugarcoating. I'm pretty real as it gets. Basically whatever craziness is in muh head gets released into blog post form for the enjoyment entertainment of all. A few things that I'm all about...
I would say the 3 most popular things about muh blog are:
1-Muh Bill Book... which as of today has 325,026 views! Pinterest is muh BFF & totally pimped out this post. You should totally check it out b/c obvi it's totes awesome. Plus there are free printables on there to make your chit look cute. AND..I'm always giving away a free Bill Book...and everyone loves free stuff.
2-Lazy Mom Meals...My life is crazy busy and I suck at cooking anyway. I need easy. I prefer to prepare my culinary cuisines with cans & crockpots!
3-Project: No Mo Fat Ass...everything with that tag is all about muh diet drama. For you to really understand my struggle I should probably start at the beginning: Once upon a time there lived a princess... m'kay maybe not that far back. Like many ordinary folks...I've struggled my whole life. You can read a little about Muh life long battle with muhself HERE. Right around when I turned 30 I had a minor fuh-reak out and the severity of my weight really hit me. That's the first time it really clicked and I got my rear into gear to get healthy & drop some el bee's.
On October 16, 2012 I weighed 276.4 lbs. Wowza! That's a year ago! From that day until Thanksgiving day I mostly was on a diet of ViSalus shakes & soup. In that month & a half I got down 28 lbs. It was pure hell too ya'll. That stuff is okay for a few days...then after that you want to murder a baby sea lion every time you see a shake. After Thanksgiving, I tried to just eat less and better and only lost 10.8 lbs between Thanksgiving and the end of the year. That was 38.8 lbs total for Oct 16-Dec 31.
But as we all know...fat people lose weight quicker than skinny people. I wasn't skinny but I wasn't as fat as I was..so my bod was like...oh hellll no. At the end of January I was only a couple pounds lighter when I posted: Lordy, Lordy at least it's Forty. It took me two more months to take off another 10 lbs so that I could do my Fifty Pound Post.
This is what I like to call: Fifty Pound Face: Isn't that crazy ya'll? After I got off the crazy extreme shake diet...I mostly just tried to eat wayyyy smaller portions and healthier stuff. Oh & cokes. I cut out ALL soft drinks. I only drink tea, water, & milk. I've dabbled in a few atkins or whatever here and there. But all fad diets were very short lived. Every day is a struggle for me to not stuff my face with garbage smothered in garbage wrapped fried dipped and battered in garbage. Right now the scale is hanging on around 220 lbs. I still need to lose about 85 lbs. I still have a long way to go. It's a struggle that I live every single day. Let me just go ahead & get this out there....If you are looking for a hardcore weightloss/fitness blogger...than don't look at me because even though I've lost a lot of poundage and I try real hard to not be lazy...I suck at it. I'm pretty sure I'm doing it all wrong. Like right now I am finishing off a bag of cheetos as I type this.
I do believe though that I am WAY more relatable then those hard cores. I have good intentions..and I try. Lifestyle changes are hard & don't happen overnight. I will be pumped up..go buy all kinds of healthy crap, make me a menu, plan that chit out in My Fitness Pal...and then in three days be dipping my McDonald's french fry's in my ice cream cone.
For the most part I try to eat healthy...but I often drown my sorrows in mexican food & margaritas. That's what makes me human ya'll. But I keep trying. Now that I've gotten some of the weight off...it's getting easier to get my lazy ass up and DO SOMETHING! It doesn't mean I'm hittin up the gym everr damn day like some people I
But I'm a hell of a lot less lazy than I used to be. I move my body more. And I do more stuff. That's a win to me. A couple weekend's ago I did this:
I used to couldn't run 5 feet. And now I've completed my second 5K. And although I didn't run the whole Dirty Girl Mud Run....I ran a lot of it AND completed every obstacle like a bad ass. That's progress ya'll & that's all I want. To keep moving forward. A big thanks to my blogger soul sista Holly for letting me guest post today! Ya'll all be sure to check out my blog a www.TheNinaShow.com for hours of fun.
Seriously...there's like a lot of junk there for your viewing pleasure. It's a Pinterest goldmine! Feel free to pin some shit. Speaking of Pinterest...check that out too right HERE. I have almost 3500 followers of pure awesome & you should be one of them. You can also check out muh BookFace & Instagreatness.